Week 17: All or Nothing

All it takes is one win -- one measly victory sometime in the last couple of weeks and the Vikings, Broncos, Jets, Cowboys, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Eagles, and Patriots don't find themselves hoping against hope (and against some other teams) to make the playoffs -- but none of those teams could put up one more 'W' and now it's all or nothing.

Whatever the football gods have in store for us tomorrow it should be quite the treat. New England may finish 11-5 and miss out of the playoffs, Chad Pennington's homecoming to New York could have Jets fans everywhere making love to the whiskey bottle, and for the third time in six years Minnesota can be eliminated from playoff contention in week 17.

Whether your team dies trying or lives another day tomorrow will reveal quite possibly one of the most exciting regular season weeks in NFL history. Let us take a look into the glass ball and see what the future holds*...

*last week the glass ball was 10-6...not too shabby, but not playoff caliber.

The One O'clockers:

Atlanta @ St. Louis: Amazingly the high flying Falcons can steal the number 2 seed in the NFC if they beat the Rams, and Carolina falls to New Orleans. Look for Matt Ryan and the young 'Dirty Birds' to take this one, 24-10.

New England @ Buffalo: Could the Patriots finish 11-5 and not make the playoffs? Unfortunately for Bill Belichick's crew it looks like a very disheartening possibility -- but at least they'll do their part to finish the season on a high note -- Patrtiots leave no doubt they are playoff caliber with a 42-17 win.

Kansas City @ Cincinnati: The most intriguing headline in this lackluster game (5 total wins combined) is not what will happen on the field but the sideline, will Marvin Lewis and Herm Edwards return for an '09 campaign or will they be packing up and moving elsewhere? Cincy takes this one 20-10.

Chicago @ Houston: It would look like the Bears have the inside track to the NFC North crown -- but don't count out the Texans who have nothing left to play for other than pride -- Houston in the upset 27-21.

New York Giants @ Minnesota: The Vikings need this win to avoid another week 17 melt down, while the Giants have nothing left to play for. Minnesota is favored as the Giants starters may be looking ahead to their week off. Vikes 27-17.

Carolina @ New Orleans: Again the Saints have not lived up to par, while their division counterpart has surpassed everyone's expectations. The Panthers routed New Orleans 30-7 back in week 7, and with a first round bye on the line look for Jake Delhomme to have a big game. Panthers 35-24.

Cleveland @ Pittsburgh: The Steelers could not come up with any last minute heroics against Tennessee last week, but not to worry they shouldn't need to conger up tomorrow any against a dismal Browns team. Even with their backups expected to play, the Steel Curtain takes this one 17-9.

Tampa Bay @ Oakland: The Bucs suffered a possible season ending loss last week when they fell to the Chargers 41-24. Oakland showed signs of offensive life in a 27-16 win over the Texans. Tampa wins this one, but still falls short of the playoffs, Bucs 24-18.

Tennessee @ Indianapolis: Both teams have clinched the 1st and 5th seeds respectively so it will be interesting to see how much time the starters see -- we know Vince Young will play (for what it's worth) -- for what it's worth the Colts take this one 32-22 in what may be Tony Dungy's final regular season game.

Detroit @ Green Bay: The Lions are calling this "their Super Bowl," and cornerback Travis Fisher said if they win he'll WALK back to Detroit! The Packers are wonderful at collapsing in the fourth quarter and struggled with the Lions back in week 2. For nothing other than to give Lion fans some hope, the Motor City wins their Super Bowl 28-27.

The four fifteeners:

Jacksonville @ Baltimore: Yes the Dolphins are the turn around story of the year, but the Ravens have sure made their case. From 5-11 to possibly 11-5 and back to the playoffs. If Joe Flacco stays hot ( an 87.8 passer rating his last 10 games) nothing should stop Baltimore from doing damage in the postseason. Ravens 21-14.

Seattle @ Arizona: Ken Whisenhunt announced his starters will play Sunday, that's nice because they sure haven't been playing in the last couple of weeks. Cardinals drop this one to Seattle in Mike Holmgren's finale, 24-20.

Washington @ Seattle: Jim Zorn was the toast of our nation's capital just a few weeks ago, now he's the scape goat for a team that has fallen faster than stock in Ford Motor Company. Mike Singletary has had his team playing like they should've been all season long -- this one will be close -- but the Redskins finish on top 16-10, for what it's worth.

Miami @ New York Jets: What more can you ask for? Favre v. Pennington, division rivalry, everything on the line for a shot at the postseason. This game is going to be so good the NFL moved it to 4:15. Favre rebounds, throwing two touchdowns, the Wildcat formation puts up a couple of their own, and in the end the Jets take this one 20-17.

Dallas @ Philadelphia: The Dallas Soap Opera takes their show on the road to the most hostile environment in all of the NFL this Sunday. Both teams are coming off heartbreaking losses and whoever falls again this week could very well be out of all playoff contention. Dallas on top 38-31.

How the West Was Won...

Denver @ San Diego: The Broncos have had had their share of opportunities to put this division away, but inconsistent play has doomed them into a winner take all for the AFC West. On the other side of the ball the Chargers have not looked anything like the 'Super Bowl Bound' powerhouse everyone thought they were.

This is the most intriguing game of the week becuase it is the only matchup where there are no other scenarios to get into the playoff. Winner plays Indianapolis next week, the loser cleans out his locker. The Broncos may have been saved by an Ed Hochuli call in week 2, but they'll need more to get them out of this jam and avoid an epic collapse. San Diego at home 34-28.

Yes Minnesota there is hope; week 16 Predictions

This time last year Minnesota fans everywhere were licking their lips and crossing their fingers in hopes that the Vikings would make an unlikely run to the playoffs...it didn't happen and hope was once again sunk in a barrage of beers and whiskey.

Reference (http://seanysays.blogspot.com/2007/12/unlikely-vikings-playoff-bound-almost.html)

To counter any possible jinxes I will not discuss why I think Tavaris Jackson will lead the Vikings to the NFC Championship, or why I believe Minnesota is the team to beat, instead I'll hopefully send mass hexes across the page to the other 31 teams.

It's crunch time in the NFL and here's how I see things playing out.

Baltimore @ Dallas: No drama in this one, TO and Whitten will share the glory as Dallas wins big in the Texas Stadium finale, 32-17.

Cincinnati @ Cleveland: The state of Ohio doesn't have much to show in this one, but Ryan Fitzpatrick has at least played consistently, Bengals win 18-12.

New Orleans @ Detroit: The lions have one the last three contests between the two teams, that ends tomorrow when Drew Brees and the Saints offense have a field day, Saints win 41-21.

Arizona @ New England: Arizona is collapsing, and the Patriots are fighting for their playoff lives. Look for Matt Cassell to boost his free agent stock in this offensive explosion: Patriots win 38-31.

Pittsburgh @ Tennessee: It sure looks like the Titans have hit the wall while the Steelers just keep finding ways to win. I don't see this one being too close, Steelers roll 24-10.

San Francisco @ St. Louis : This may very well be the end of Tory Holt in St. Louis -- the final member of The Greatest Show on Turf still playing for the Rams -- unfortunately the 49ers will have the last hoo-rah in this one, San Fran 28-24.

Miami @ Kansas City: The Dolphins have already put together one of the best turn around seasons in NFL history, but will it be complete without a shot at the playoffs? Miami wins 19-10.

San Diego @ Tampa Bay: The Chargers at 6-8 are technically still very alive in the AFC West playoff race -- unfortunately all hope will most likely disappear against a stout Tampa D. Bucs win 24-20

Buffalo @ Denver: Somone needs to teach these two teams the meaning of the word consistent -- both have had so much promise -- and both have been utterly disappointing, the only difference is Denver can still make the playoffs. Upset special Buffalo over Denver 13-7.

New York Jets @ Seattle: Do the Jets even want to win the AFC East? They sure looked dead until Shaun Ellis recovered the JP Losman fumble last week to squeak out a win -- the Jets are 0-3 out West -- but look for things to change against a Seattle team who has only managed three victories this year. J-E-T-S 31-14

Houston @ Oakland: Steve Slaton should be going to the Pro-Bowl, and the Texans should be better than their 7-7 record. The Raiders have no identity other than being consistent losers, Houston wins 23-9.

Atlanta @ Minnesota: Matt Ryan has the inside track for Rookie of the Year and Mike Smith should be coach of the year, but Minnesota eliminates the Falcons from playoff contention in this close on. Vikings on top 17-14.

Philadelphia @ Washington: Has anyone ever gone from Savior to Villian as quickly as Jim Zorn has in DC? McNabb and company womp the reeling Redskins 31-16.

Carolina @ New York Giants: The Giants put the exclamation point on their NFC dominance in this one, G-Men (somewhat) dismantle the red hot panthers 24-22.

Green Bay @ Chicago: There is something missing in Green Bay this year but I just can't seem to put my finger on it...oh wait...IT'S BRETT FAVRE!!! Chicago delivers one more kick to the nuts to Packer fans when they emberass their beloved Pack Attack on national television 20-10.

R.I.P

My social life was being escorted to the gallows courtesy of my own stubbornness.

Truth be told I shaved my beautiful stache two weeks ago -- yes I was going to a date function -- and yes I was weak and gave in to the temptations and went clean lip.

I didn't know how to tell all of you that I had given in quicker than the French to the Viet Cong but it just kind of happened.

The true credit goes out to all of those who supported me during my triumph to inform the world of facial hair awareness. I'm sorry that I didn't last as long as I promised (a common theme), and I'm sorry I never grew it out until someone told me that I had a beautiful stache.

I do promise the day will come when I try again but for now I have to get my social life back on track. Thank you to all who supported me. God bless you, but above all else God Bless mustaches across this glorious country of ours.

I'm back into blogging -- a hiatus of unethical proportions is over -- my pointless blabber, and mindless thoughts will soon be yours to read again.

Love Always,

Sean

Two weeks later, still going strong.

Where does the time go? It's been exactly two weeks since I've last updated you on the status of 'the stache,' and I can only imagine how worried you've all been.

First just let me re-assure you that the I am still going strong and have very much so gotten over my early worries that I was committing social suicide. I am. No big deal.


The last two weeks I survived halloween, social gatherings, and multiple classes were I've been called out for having, 'something on top my lip.'

Nonetheless let me re-assure you loyal Stache followers that all will continue to go strong until at the very earliest Thanksgiving, when it is very possible my mom forces me to shave for our relatives.


It's time to part, I promise it won't be two weeks until my next post. Good night and God bless America.



Best-

Sean 'The Stache' Youngberg

Day 15: Good weekend for the stache

Disclaimer: I cannot tell a lie, in a moment of weakness I almost shaved -- I almost threw it all away. After Ben my negotiator roommate told me this is what makes a man a hero, I decided that everything was going to be OK!

I'm proud to report that it was a very successful weekend with the stache -- well I've kind of wussed out and tuned my facial make up into a stylish goatee -- but I digress.


At a basement party on Thursday I was informed from a slightly intoxicated blonde that she had been checking me out all evening because AND I QUOTE "my edgey biker facial hair." What ever the hell that means I'm putting it the compliment column. (compliments 1 - Insults 323)

The lovely blonde asked if I'd dance with her -- I obliged -- but when she tried to make a move I had to break it to her that the stache rides solo.

On Friday it was off to a Wild Wild West party I went-- needless to say the surplus of drunken cowgirls and scantly clothed Native Americans confused me with Mustache extraordinaire and award winning actor Sam Elliot (see below) Can you blame them? Than there is Saturday -- the day my mustache launched an epic brawl.

After an eight hour work day all I really wanted to do was relax with myself, my stache, a couple of cold beers and watch the World Series. But being that my mustache has become somewhat of a pop-star around campus I was persuaded by the tens of hundreds of phone calls to come out and enjoy the night life.

After I combed my lip-fur I was ready to paint the town red. I arrived at my friend Lauren's party drunk with love and beer when I noticed something terrible. The party I was at had 35 sausages and 10 girls. What the hell? The worst part is no one else at the house had even a snib-bit of facial hair (pansies)

I plopped a seat in front of the television with my friend Bill (no stache Bill as he has come to be known around this town) when one by one the other gents at the party started talking, whispering, and staring at me (pansies) I thought "oh shit, they're going to pounce me," but noooo the opposite -- they began to compliment my stache -- and actually scuffle for the open seat next to mine.

First came a trashy Caucasian male by the name of TJ who asked if it was natural or if Rogaine enhance -- it's natural I reply -- and if you didn't have your sunglasses on at 11:30 at night and a Trojan Headband around your neck you might be able to notice.

Than there was 'Drunk Ass Ricky,' an annoying Phillies fan who kept insisting to me the reason that Ryan Howard and Chase Utley are better baseball players than I is because they have the common decency not to grow facial hair -- fuck Drunk Ass Ricky.

Before conflict arised Ricky apologized and said he actually 'digged the stache' and will begin to grow his own -- nonetheless I stand by my point that Ricky sucked.

After an array of non-important bystanders came and went I decided that it was time to leave the non-facial hair festivities and head back home. What would happen afterward is all entirely true according to the record of Non-Stache Bill.

After I left the boys at the party began discussing who could grow a mustache that would rival mine -- some called it sacrilegious to have such a conversations -- others proclaimed with sheer confidence they could outgrow me in two days flat.

The lines were drawn the battlegrounds set. Knives were drawn, groins were kicked, and punches were thrown, Drunk Ass Ricky took a shot to the eye, blood splattered like a sprinkler, and as Ricky fell it is rumored he mumbled ,"Viva La Stache."

Men fell like acorns from an Oak tree in the fall.

Things escalated so quickly that an anonymous tool repping a went so far to put together a concoction that resembled a Moltov Cocktail...but didn't have the balls to use it..thank God.

After the dust settled, and the local S.W.A.T team cleaned up the mess twenty-six individuals had been arrested on several charges; including, attempted murder, Mustache Jealousy in the first and second degree, and drunk in public charges.

I never meant for my mustache to cause so many problems -- but I can't let a few bad stacheless apples ruin it for the rest of us -- the cause lives on, and soon enough we will all bask in its glory.

Until next time HAPPY JOSHGIVING!

The Mustahce Day 11

I'm looking for a large shipment of patience, if anyone knows where I can get some cheap let me know.

I'm heading into the midst of week 2 (day 11) and all I currently have to show for my efforts is dark colored fuzz. Maybe its' the ground work for a Stalin Stache but more likely I fear it will amount to nothing more than that of Jose my neighbor.

Nonetheless the progression is going relatively slow -- but don't you fear, for I have not lost faith in the cause!

Mustache; The Essence of Man.

I yearn for a mustache. I want to grow a mustache unlike any other -- one that will make people stop and say, " that sir, is a damn fine 'stache." Unfortunately I am one of the ill-fated many who will never realize this dream.

You see, even at age twenty-one I grow facial hair equivalent to that of a prepubescent twelve year old. My friend Josh has had the uncanny capability to grow a full blown stache in sixth grade, my buddy Branson can whip out designer-esque lip fur on a moments notice, but I -- I take weeks for a shadow to appear.

My head is out of the clouds -- I know an award winning mustache will never come from my face -- and that's OK. But damn it i want some acknowledgment.

That is why right now, in writing I am putting my foot down -- I will not shave my upper lip until AT THE VERY LEAST a mustache of respectability appears.

Although this is the first post I am currently ending day 10 of my campaign to make this world a better place -- one mustache at a time.

Pictures will be posted soon. Pray for me, pray for the cause, but above all else pray for the stahce.

Power Rankings Week 1: America's team back on top

Can ya believe that week one is already in the books? It may not have all been under one roof, but the circus definitely came to town.

Broadway Brett shined in his Jets debut, Aaron Rodgers battered the mighty Vikings defense, upset central USA in Indianapolis and San Diego -- not forget rookie sensations Joe Flacco, Eddie Royal, Matt Forte, and Felix Jones all made a name for themselves -- oh yeah, Tom Brady will be holding a clipboard instead of tearing apart defensive schemes for the rest of the season. 

Call me crazy, but, I do believe these rankings will change around quite a bit in the next sixteen weeks. For now -- Jerry Jones and Cowboy Nation can relax -- you're team is on top ( that is until Jessica Simpson comes to your game on Monday Night, ugh oh!)

Here they are the power rankings for week 1!

1) Cowboys - America's team is back on top, thanks in part to rookie tailback Felix Jones who gives Dallas a lethal 1-2 punch in the backfield. Previous: 4

2) Steelers - While the other AFC powerhouses stumbled Pittsburgh dominated Houston in dynamic fashion. Willie Parker doesn't seem to have lost a step after breaking his leg last season. Previous: 7

3) Giants - The Super Bowl champs picked up where the left off. Eli Manning looked confident, Plaxico and Brandon Jacobs were dominating, while the defense was able to hold their own. Jeremy who? Previous: 10

4) Patriots - Brady might be on the sideline; but, New England has always found a way to win under Belichick. Don't count the Pats out quite yet. Previous:1

5) Saints - Drew Brees threw for 343 yards and three scores, while Reggie Bush put up 163 total yards. Watch out NFC South this might be a long year if New Orleans can stay hot. Previous: 6

6) Eagles - Donovan McNabb didn't have his top two targets and still put up monstrous numbers (361 yards, 3 td.) Philly could upset a lot of teams this year, especially if Westbrook and McNabb stay healthy all season...a big if. Previous 15

7) Chargers - San Diego should've blown the Panthers out of the water, instead they let Carolina stay in it till the end. The Bolts aren't strangers to slow starts, a rough first week won't stop LT and the boys from making another playoff run. Previous: 2

8) Packers - Aaron Rodgers sure seemed to silence the critics with his first NFL start ( 213 total yards 2 TD) If the new kid on the block can keep it up Green Bay shouldn't have trouble making a run at grabbing their second consecutive NFC North Crown. Previous: 9

9) Colts - Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison were coming off tumutulous off-seasons and it showed. Joseph Addai was held to 44 yards on the ground, but don't count out the Colts just yet -- although this is the first time in 56 football weeks they aren't in or tied for first in the AFC South. Previous 3

10) Panthers - Jake Delhomme looked great in his first game since Tommy John Surgery, and the heavy hitting Panthers were able to stick it to a Super Bowl favorite Chargers squad. Previous: 19

11) Bears - In a re-match of Super Bowl XLI, Da Bears D smacked around a sloppy Colts offense. Chicago held Joseph Addai to 44 yards, scored off a recovered fumble, and sacked Peyton Manning for a safety en route a dominating 29-13 victory.  Previous: 26

12) Jaguars - It didn't take thirteen weeks for David Garrard to throw his first interception, as he gave up two picks in the season opener. Tennessee's looked to be too much at times, but don't cancel the Jacksonville Jaguars just yet plenty of season left. Previous: 5

13) Ravens - Joe Flacco shined in his first NFL game, and the Baltimore D held Carson Palmer to only 99 yards in the air. Only time will tell if Flacco truly is the man for the job. Previous: 20

14) Browns - The secondary was suspect coming into this season, and now they have proven they have a lot to do. Romo threw for 320 yards while Derek Anderson only countered with 114 yards through the air. It may be early in the season but it's safe to say the Browns still have a lot of work to do. Previous: 11

15) Jets - Brett "The Jet" Favre shined in his white and green debut -- throwing for nearly 200 yards and 2 scores -- in the end though it was the Jets D that got them through this one. With Brady out, can the Jets capture the AFC East Crown? The two teams meet for the first time without Tom Brady since 2000. Previous: 25

16) Bills - Buffalo sacked Matt Hasselback five times, scored on a Roscoe Parrish punt return, and Trent Edwards threw for a score and 215 yards complimented by a solid ground attack that put up 100 yards the Bills looked posed to make a charge at the AFC East title. Previous 23

17) Vikings - The stout defense we've come accustomed to from Minnesota wasn't there; no sacks, Jared Allen didn't register a tackle, although Green Bay was able to run for  only 124 yards. Doesn't get any easier as the Colts come to town on Sundday. Previous: 12

18) Broncos - Jay Cutler has showed signs this is his breakout year, rookie wideout Eddie Royal earned his stripes as he caught nine balls for 146 yards and a score. Unfortunately it was all against cellar dweller Oakland. Previous: 21

19) Texans - The upcoming squad couldn't stick with the bruising Steelers, but Matt Schaub (202 yards, TD) and Andre Johnson (1o receptions, 112 yards) still show that their is promise for the other Texas team this season. Previous: 16

20) Buccaneers - Jeff Garcia played well in the losing effort but he's heading to the injured list for at least one game.  It'll be up to journeyman Brian Griese as the Bucs welcome in the fresh Falcons on Sunday and try to avoid an 0-2 start. Previous: 13

21) Arizona - Kurt Warner minimized errors, Edgerrin James went over 100 yards for the 56th time in his career, and even Anquan Boldin made an appearance bringing in 8 receptions for 82 yards. Arizona could make moves in the NFC West if Seattle continues to struggle. Previous: 17

22) Seahawks - The Bills dominated the ball on defense and special teams and it seemed all Seattle could do was watch. At least that's what Nate Burelson will be doing the rest of the season, with the loss of Burleson the Seahawks have now lost their top three receivers and will turn to backup quarterback Seneca Wallace to make some catches.  Previous: 8

23) Redskins - Jim Zorn looked confused, Jason Campbell never got started (how could he, the 4th year quarterback threw seven times in the first half) and Washington got punched in the mouth against the defending Super Bowl champs 17-6. Previous: 14

24) Falcons - Matt Ryan threw a 62-yard touchdown pass on his first attempt of his career. Michael Turner and Jerious Norwood proved Atlanta has solid ground game. Don't put the slipper on Cinderella quite yet, the young dirty birds still have quite a way to fly. Previous: 31

25) Titans - Vince Young goes down for 2-4 weeks, but that might not be the worst thing for Tennessee. Young was only able to complete 12 passes for 110 yards in the 17-10 victory over Jacksonville. Previous: 24

26) Dolphins - Even though they fell short against the Jets, it's safe to say Miami looked light-years ahead of last years squad. Pennington looked comfortable, Ricky Williams was back to old form, who knows maybe Miami wins some games this year. Previous: 29

27) Bengals - Chad Ocho Cinco made headlines all offseason because of his disgust with Cinci's D -- well Chad, I hope you don't you think your one reception for 22 yards was anything phenomenal. When Carson Palmer throws for 94 total yards you're in for a long season. Previous: 22

28) Lions - Calvin Johnson forgot to send out invitations to his breakout party, and Jon Kitna lit up the scene with 262 yards passing. If Detroit wants to even consider contending this year someone on defense needs to show up. Previous: 28

29) 49ers - Alex Smith is out for the season with a shoulder injury. Who cares, he wasn't playing anyway. Things can only go up for San Francisco who almost squeaked out a victory over Arizona on Sunday. Previous: 32

30) Chiefs- We knew they were going to be bad this season, but at least they had a shot of taking down the Patriots when they took down Tom Brady. Right? Previous: 30

31) Raiders - The one shining spot for Oakland was JaMarcus Russell who threw for 180 yards and two scores. The one not so shiny spot, Oakland's herendous D which surrendered 396 yards. Previous: 27

32) Rams - Last and very least. St. Louis plain ole stunk on Sunday, giving up 363 yards of offense to Donovan McNabb alone. How bad were the Rams on Sunday? Their second leading rusher had -4 yards (NEGATIVE FOUR!) Previous: 18

Things to notice:

Biggest improvement - Bears from 26th to 11th

Biggest drop - Seattle from 8th to 22nd

Comfortable where they are - Chiefs and Lions stay at 30th and 28th respectively. 

European Fashion

Thank you Josh Childress. Ever since you signed your unprecedented 3-year, $20 million contract with Euroleague club Olympiacos NBA fans worldwide have gone into panic.

Childress a four year NBA vet averaged 11.0 points, 1.8 assists, and a miniscule 0.5 steals per game as a member of the Atlanta Hakws. At best he was a solid bench player in the NBA, in Europe he is already being called an American "Superstar."

If Childress is being viewed as a superstar imagine what Kobe Bryant and LeBron James would be. Basketball gods? Immortal hoopsters? Whatever they'd be viewed as, one thing is for sure, they would be rolling in cash. 

James and Bryant have both claimed they would definitely consider playing in Europe once they become free agents in 2010, and how could you blame them? They'd be nuts if they at least didn't look into playing for $50 million A YEAR! That's right, rumor has it that James and Bryant's opening negotiations would start in the 45-50 million dollar range.

Because European leagues do not have a salary cap they are free to toss around as much money as they would like to lure NBA stars.

It is a scary thought, losing the players who are currently donning the red,white, and blue in the Olympics to some team named the Olympiacos. 

Who knows, maybe Bryant and James are just using this a negotiating platform for when they can receive new contracts in two seasons -- or maybe -- they are paving the way for the latest European fashion.

Only time will tell.

In other news former NBA forward Shawn Kemp reportedly signed a deal with the Italian team Premiata Montegranaro. The  six-time all-star hasn't played since the 02-03 season.

Kemp has tried to make several comebacks in both the NBA and Rome, but has not been able to stick with a team.  

 

May-Treanor and Walsh: The best keep getting better

I have Olympic fever, caused by an overly compulsive need to watch every possible event in Beijing (including Equestrian) because I know in one week I am going to have to wait four more years for the 'Filet Mignon' of sporting events to be served again. 

My brain is fried and is on the verge of exploding, due to an un-healthy intake of NBC's HD coverage. My temperature is reaching the boiling point, and the cure to solve this disease is simple: More. 

I need more Dwayne Wade to Kobe Bryant, I need more Michael Phelps quest for eight, and a small sample of Track and Field would do me well. But what I need most of all is Women's Olympic Beach Volleyball. 

Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh are outrageous.  They flow like a well-oiled machine, and attack like a starved Tiger being let out of a cage. Their level of intensity and skill is incomparable to other teams in the world. 

If you take Michael Phelps out of the equation we might have the most dominant American Olympic athletes in these games. The Athens Gold medalists took one step closer to solidifying their dominance over the sport on Friday against the Belgiums

The duo defeated Belgium 24-22, and 21-10 on Friday. The Americans triumphed against five set points to rally and win the first match and cruised in the second in a 15 minute fashion.

Th victory gives May-Treanor and Walsh their 105th consecutive win. The #1 seeded combo are yet to lose a set in Beijing and will now move into the quarterfinals.

The two have been playing together since 2000, and the games in Beijing are their third.

In the 2000 Sydney games, May-Treanor strained her Abdominal muscle, and they finished a disappointing fifth.

After four years of mastering the international and domestic scene, the two won the Gold in Athens, and didn't lose a game in their seven matches in '04.

Although Walsh has had multiple shoulder surgeries the last few years -- including rotator cuff surgery in November-- the two seem to be cruising nicely on their way to repeating their 2004 performance. The two are yet to lose a game in Beijing, and their 24-22 victory of Belgium is the closest any opponent has gotten so far. 

Speculation says these will the final Olympic games for the tandem, as both are rumored to be looking to spend more time with family after these games.

Take it from me -- a man who has logged nearly twenty-two hours of Olympic coverage to his TiVO -- you want watch the 'Golden Girls' dominate their sport like very few have while you still have the chance to. 

Here is a slideshow of May-Treanor and Walsh through their first few games at the Olympics. 

 

A Letter to the commissioner

Dear Commissioner Goodell, 

How are ya sir? Gettng excited for the 2008 season to kick off?  

I'm sure as you know there are three weeks till the Giants and Redskins kick off the 2008 NFL Season. That means we are twenty-one days away from excessive chest pounding, dressing up as if we were going into battle, and consuming ungodly amounts of meat -- but before we can come up with excuses for missing Church or a family wedding because the Colts and Patriots are on -- we must endure three more weeks of torturous preseason ball.

Preseason football is like sex -- at first it's nice and enjoyable -- than after five (maybe ten) minutes you're bored and looking for the remote.

Granted I may not be the most die-hard NFL Fan, but who in their right mind says that actually enjoy preseason football? No one. 

If you're trying to find out how your team will play during the regular season based on one or two drives by the first team, you might as well try to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.

Did you know that in 2007 the Colts, Packers, Giants, and Patriots all finished last in their respective divisions during the preseason. All four made the playoffs -- and correct me if I'm wrong -- but I do believe the Patriots and Giants had themselves a pretty good year. 

You don't even get to watch the big guns play for more than one or two drives. I understand the logic of trying to figure out who will fill out the 3rd team defense and practice squad, but for some reason I just don't get giddy about it. 

I don't blame the teams for not starting their stars such as Ray Lewis, Tom Brady, Jason Taylor and Adrian Peterson but when they're sitting out than so am I. 

And I'm not alone in my detestation to the preseason even the NFL is looking for change I hear. Rumor has it that you've desperately  been looking into the possibility of shortening the preseason from four weeks to three, and adding an eighteenth week to the regular season. (OMG that'd be so sweet!)

So excuse me if I have a hard time garnering interest into players who most likely won't be on the team come Week 1. I don't know about you but I'd rather watch Drew Brees hand the ball off to Reggie Bush, the Tyler Palko to Lynell Hamilton combo just doesn't get it done for me. 

 

Pardon the whining, I'll try to find something to watch for now. Apparently the Major League Baseball pennant races heating up and I hear the Olympics are on again this year. I guess that'll do for now. See you in three weeks.  

Sincerely,

Sean Youngberg

Pennington Sweepstakes Heating Up

As soon as we were finally able to let out a gigantic sigh of relief over the 'Favre Hostage Crisis,' it looks like we are about to get caught up in an entirely new circus. A circus I like to call, the Chad Pennington Sweepstakes. 

The magnitude of the Chad Pennington Sweepstakes may not on the same level as the Favre dilemma, heck, many of you probably believe it's blasphemous I even consider the two situations linked at all. 

As soon as Favre was traded to the Jets, Pennington might as well have begun to pack his bags.

Favre will be the starter for the New York Jets, the young Kellen Clemens will be his understudy, and Pennington will be looking for a new team to suit up for. 

It is still very possible that Pennington could be a starter somewhere in the NFL -- it's more likely he'll be donning a headset and a clipboard -- but still possible he could be under center sometime this season.

The Jets have not decided if they will try to trade or release the oft-injured QB, but he will receive his one-way ticket out of New York sometime in the next 24 hours.

That being said let's take a look around the NFL and see what teams could be possible destinations for the QB who has only once played all 16 regular season games in his nine year career. 

I have created a rate-o-meter; Cold, Mild, Hot, and Extreme Heat Advisory Warning; that I will use to rank the teams interest as I see it. 

AFC East

New England Patriots - The Pats have four QBs already on their roster but don't count out the possibility that Belichick might take a stab at his old prodigy by signing his ex-starter in hopes to divulge some 'Man-Genius' secrets. Mild

Miami Dolphins - Josh McCown and John Beck are dueling it out for the starting role, while 2nd round pick Chad Henne waits in the wings, but Parcells could have interest in Pennington who could bring stability to a team in the beginning stages of a massive re-building phase. Cold

Buffalo Bills - Trent Edwards is the man but if he can't handle the job J.P. Losman will be ready to step in. Buffalo could bring in Pennington as an insurance policy or as a way to light a fire under Edwards rear-end. Cold

New York Jets - Oh wait...

AFC North

Baltimore Ravens - The Ravens have a surplus of capable quarterbacks on their roster (or so they believe) there is no room for Chad in John Harbaugh's offense. Cold

Cleveland Browns - Derek Anderson is the starte, Brady Quinn has a solid grip on the number two job, while former Heisman Trophy winner Ken Dorsey is a lock to hold on to his spot as number three on the depth chart. Cold

Cincinnati Bengals - After Carson Palmer no QB on the Bengals roster has more than two years of experience, Pennington could show himself to be a very capable backup, hey Jon Kitna spent years riding the pine in Cinci and now he's a starter...it could happen. Hot

Pittsburgh Steelers- He won't start in the Steel City, and Charlie Batch is one of the most dependable and intelligent backups in the game. That's all she wrote. Cold (freezing) 

 

AFC South

Houston Texans - Matt Schaub is signed to a long-term deal, and Houston refused to part ways with backup Sage Rosenfels even after teams offered a 2nd round pick in return. Cold

Indianapolis Colts - Quinn Gray was signed in the off-season to backup Peyton Manning, so it is unlikely the Colts would be willing to part ways with draft picks or cash when they don't need to. Cold

Jacksonville Jaguars - Cleo Lemon and Todd Bouman are the backups here and Pennington has more talent in his surgerically repaired shoulders than both of them. He would make for a great insurance policy to potential Pro-Bowler David Garrard who missed three games last season due to injury. Hot

Tennessee Titans - Vince Young is the franchise player and backup Kerry Collins (believe it or not) is the second-leading active passer in the NFL, looks like there's no room in the Music City. Cold

AFC West

Denver Broncos - Patrick Ramsey defines inconsistent; as a starter he compiled a 10-14 record, but does have a positive TD to INT ratio (34 to 29). The Broncos don't need another QB but the idea could intrigue Mike Shanahan to take a gander at acquiring Pennington. Mild

Kansas City Chiefs - This may be the perfect fit for Pennington. Herm Edwards his former ball coach in New York is the head coach in KC, the team is young and in a re-building phase, the Chiefs could use a veteran presence under center, and Brodie Croyle has not played well since taking over as the starter mid-way through last season. Extreme Heat Advisory Warning

Oakland Raiders - JaMarcus Russell is the man for the Silver and Black or at least Al Davis hopes so, back up Andrew Walter shows a lot of promise and could end up a starter one day. Cold

San Diego Chargers - Philip Rivers is 25-7 since taking over as the Bolts starter, and even though he's coming off major knee surgery he looks to be doing fine. Although backup Billy Volek is nothing special he has shown to be reliable in limited opportunities. Cold

NFC East

Dallas Cowboys - Tony Romo is the young stud in Dallas, but his backup the old and worn down Brad Johnson is on his last legs. Johnson is an intelligent backup who might have some gas left in the tank but it makes sense for Dallas to acquire the younger Pennington to bring in someone who can play well if Romo should go down with injury. Mild

New York Giants - The Giants already signed their oft-injured backup who never lived up to the hype when they picked free agent David Carr in the off-season. Cold

Philadelphia Eagles - Although Donovan McNabb hasn't played an entire season since 2003 he is the starter in Philly, his predecessor Kevin Kolb waits on deck, and the reliable A.J. Feeley is in the hole. Cold 

Washington Redskins - Jason Campbell has been groomed for three seasons now to be the man in D.C. if not Todd Collins, who came in last year when Campbell went down to win four games and earn a playoff berth is a very efficient backup. Although we never know what Dan Snyder is thinking or planning to do, it's safe to say he's happy with the QB situation in our nations capital. Cold

NFC North

Chicago Bears- Every team in the NFC North needs quarterback help, none so as badly as the bears. They don't have a juggernaut running attack like the Vikings, a playoff caliber team like the Packers, or a potential top notch offense like the Lions. When you have to flip a coin to decide who will be your first team quarterback, you know things have gone array. Extreme Heat Advisory Warning

Detroit Lions - Of the four teams in the North the Lions seem to be in the best position when it comes to QB depth. But a closer look shows us Jon Kitna has been consistenly inconsistent while backups Drew Stanton and Dan Orlovsky combine for a total of two regular season appearances, no starts and zero touchdowns. Hot

Green Bay Packers - When they tossed Favre to the corner they got rid of the franchise's best player and arguably one of the best signal callers to ever play the game. What an interesting turn of events it would be if Pennington ended up the veteran backup to Aaron Rodgers. Hot

Minnesota Vikings - No team has more potential to have a blowout season this year, it all comes down to Tavaris Jackson. If the second year starter can minimize errors than the Vikes are poised to make a big run in '08. Backup Gus Frerotte provides Minnesota with a seasoned veteran if Jackson should become injured or cannot produce under the pressure. Mild

NFC South

Atlanta Falcons - We're still waiting to see if Matt Ryan will be thrown to the wolves or if first year coach Mike Smith will be patient with the 'savior of the organization.' Nonetheless, Ryan is the future of the team, while the likes of Joey Harrington, Chris Redman and D.J. Shockley will have to battle it out for the final roster positions on the depth chart. Cold

Carolina Panthers - We will have to wait and see if Jake Delhomme can perform like he used to after Tommy John Surgery (all reports from training camp say he's throwing as well if not better than he used to.) Backup Matt Moore played well in three games last season, winning NFL Offensive Rookie of the month for December and putting up victories over NFC South Champions Tampa Bay and NFC West Champions Seattle. Mild

New Orleans Saints - The backup position in the Bayou was sealed up when the Saints signed sixteen year veteran Mark Brunell. Cold

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - You've heard it before, Jon Gruden collects quarterbacks like a stamp collector collects stamps or a deer collects ticks. But don't count on the defending NFC South Champs to make a move for Pennington just because they couldn't land Favre. Tampa Bay has five QBs currently on their roster including Jeff Garcia, Brian Griese, and Chris Simms who have all been starters in the NFL. Cold

NFC West

Arizona Cardinals - Second year head coach Ken Whisenhunt committed to Matt Leinart as the starter before training camp opened, what kind of message would he be sending if he went out and acquired Pennington? The Cards also have a very capable backup by the name of Kurt Warner. Cold

St. Louis Rams - The off-season signing of Trent Green gives the Rams a durable backup incase Marc Bulger gets injured once again -- however Green is getting up there in years and concussions -- a younger Pennington might suit St. Louis better. Mild

San Francisco 49ers - Alex Smith is looking more and more like a first round bust, and now the 49ers have themselves an undesirable position battle between Smith and seven year veteran Shaun Hill. Pennington would be a nice fit for San 

Francisco under new  offensive coordinator Mike Martz. Mild

Seattle Seahawks - Matt Hasselbeck, like a fine wine, seems to get better with age. Seneca Wallace and Charlie Frye provide the four time defending NFC West Champs with two efficent backups. Cold

Only time will tell where and what's next for Pennington.

Waynesboro Generals 2008 Awards

For the last two months I have put over 2,500 miles on my car, devoured nearly 100 hot dogs and poured a metric ton of Berry Blue Gatorade into my gut while traveling up and down the state of Virginia covering the #5 ranked collegiate summer team in the nation the Waynesboro Generals.

It seems  this season has just flown by -- like a Daniel Wiltz fast ball or Gabriel Saade on the base path -- you probably have no idea what the means or who they are (you will someday.)

The season started off rocky, at 5-4 and in the middle of the pack it didn't seem that the 2007 defending Valley League Champs were going to repeat. 

Then like the ball off Brandon Sizemore's bat the season took off. 

Waynesboro won 25 of their next 35 games and finished the regular season with the best overall record at 30-14. Good enough to capture the #1 seed and home field advantage for the playoffs. 

2008 had it's up and downs -- luckily, many more ups than downs -- the Generals defeated the then number one ranked team in the nation, the Vienna Senators of the Clark Griffith League, 1-0 in ten innings back on July 15th. 

An 8-7 victory of the then ranked number three Luray Wranglers on Monday evening was icing on the cake, and a beautiful win which capped off a miraculous regular season. 

Note: Although their records were nearly identical, and Waynesboro was 4-0 in head-to-head games against the Wranglers, for some unexplainable and quite annoying reason the Generals were always ranked lower in PGCrosscheckers.com top 16 summer teams Until this week!

So as the regular season comes to an end, and the playoffs get rollin' (Waynesboro won game one of the opening round 4-1 over the Haymarket Senators) I've decided to take a look back, and hand out awards to the players that have made my summer so remarkable -- and give them something back -- a Sean "Hollywood*" Youngberg Distinguished Award for Excellence. 

*Hollywood was a nickname given to me during the season which I only use at times to make myself feel cool and at times arrogant. 

This is the first time these prestigious awards have ever been handed out, so it is without further adieu that I announce the Sean "Hollywood*" Youngberg Distinguished Awards for Excellence to the following Waynesboro Generals players. 

Mr. Clutch: Evan Webb, 3b, Tennessee Tech. Webb or Webby as he is more popularly known in these parts has been Mr. Reliable all season long for the Generals. He is the only player on the roster -- and only one of two in the entire league -- who started, and played in all 44 regular season games. 

Since opening day and throughout the season he has been a force to be reckoned with at the 

plate, and a consistent as they come at the hot corner.

He was one of two Generals to get automatic bids to the Valley League All-Star game, where he was the starting third basemen for the South. 

His .299 batting average was 5th best on the team; however, in every other major offensive category Webby was in the top three. In 177 plate appearances (tops) he belted six home runs (2nd best), 53 hits (tops), put up 39 RBIs (tops), drew 21 walks (third), collected 80 total bases (tops) and came across to score 31 times (t-1st). 

Webb is the glue that holds the team together. He's a solid fielder, a player who hits for average, and always finds a way to come through when he is needed. He has battled through injuries and put it all on the line night in and night out-he's played every inning of every game --that's why Evan Webb is Mr. Clutch, an award I view as just as important and crucial to a team's success as MVP. 

Other nominees: Brandon Sizemore 2b, Adam Liberatore P, and Mark Dvoroznak OF.

MVP: Brandon Sizemore, 2b, College of Charleston. Brandon Sizemore is to the Waynesboro Generals what Babe Ruth is to the New York Yankees and Cal Ripken Jr. is to the Baltimore Orioles. A fan favorite who may just be the best player to ever wear that teams uniform

B-Size is a third year General, and a fan favorite if you've ever seen one. He is loved by his fans and loathed by other teams for his stellar defense and potent offense. 

How clutch is Sizemore? Well he won this award before he hit two home runs in the regular season finale agains

t the #3 ranked Luray Wranglers to capture the regular season championship that propelled Waynesboro into the #1 seed and gave them home-field advantage throughout the playoffs? Wait did you say TWO home runs?

Yes! A solo shot in the top of the 9th that tied the game at 6 and sent the teams into extra innings. In the top of the 11th with a man on and one out -- you guessed it -- Sizemore unloaded a two run shot (that might still be rolling) which put the Generals ahead for good.

Sizemore went out for nearly two weeks with bruised heels (although the team went 6-1) his offensive numbers were clearly missed. 

In his second pitch hit performance since coming back from injury Sizemore was thrusted into the spotlight. 

It was a 5-5 game against arch-division rival the Staunton Braves, with the bases loaded, and one out it was up to B-Size to get it down. All it took was one pitch -- a chin high fastball -- that was sailing into left field and cleared the bases. Waynesboro went on to win the game 8-5, and the loss put the Braves on the back burner as Waynesboro was able to capture their second consecutive South Division title less than a week later.

What hasn't Sizemore done on offense? His .394 batting average, 9 home runs, .779 slugging percentage, .488 on base percentage are all tops on the team. He's 14/14 in stolen base attempts and has scored 31 times, which is tied for best on the team. He's second in doubles, triples, and RBIs. 

He puts fans into the stands, strikes fear into his opponents, and turns down offers from Major League teams because rumor has it he's going to be a top 10 rated second basemen in the country next season. Yeah, that has MVP written all over it. 

Other nominees: Evan Webb 3b, Gabriel Saade SS, and Adam Liberatore P.

MVPitcher: Adam Liberatore, LHP, Tennessee Tech. All I have to do is reel off his stats and that's all it will take to convince you that this guy is the real deal.

In eight starts Liberatore went 6-0 with an ERA of 1.15 -- the second best ERA in the league for any starter --opposing hitters couldn't even see what he was throwing, opponents batted a measly .170 against him on the season. 

In 54.2 innings of work Lib struck out 48 or 1.1 batters per inning. He allowed only 11 runs on the season, 7 of which were earned. Of the 194 batters the southpaw faced this season only eighteen were able to draw walks --and only once did the pride and joy of Monaca, PA give up a home run.

Liberatore  was tagged as the opening starter in the playoffs against Haymarket --and should've had his 7th win of the year-- however his 1 run and 3 hit performance in 7.1 innings was only good enough to earn him a no decision -- as he was only given one run of support. 

To best sum up how valuable he has been all season I will quote an opposing manager, " Damn it, we've already faced him (Liberatore) we know he can beat us, hell he could beat us throwing blind folded."

He's that good.

Other nominees: Andy Altemus RHP 7-1 ,3.41 era; Jared Dobbs 4-1, 1.05 era; Kaleb Fleck 2-0, 22 Ks in 20.1 innings pitched; and Jake Cowan 4-2, 1 CG, 44 ks in 37 innings pitched.  

Defensive Stud: Ryan Adams, 1b, Elon University. Defensively there are few better at first base in all of collegiate summer ball than Ryan "Chili" Adams.

Adams was originally slated into the Generals lineup as the DH to improve on the stagnant offense early in the season his .432 OBP and 33 walks (three times Adams has drawn 3 or more walks in a game) quickly caught the attention of the Waynesboro coaching staff, soon it was obvious that this kid needed a spot in the everyday lineup. But where?

First base that's where. Adams became the corner stone for an infield that had committed 24 errors in the first ten games. 

Adams has only been responsible for 5 errors in 259 attempts, a .981 fielding percentage that is second best on the team behind catcher Austin Morgan.

At 5-11, 200 lbs. Adams is short and stalky but nimble. What truly makes him a 'Defensive Stud' is his ability to jump, dive, layout, and suck up the ball like a cat fish in mud. You'd have to see him play to truly understand how his defensive abilities have saved big innings, and help get the Generals to where they currently stand. 

Other nominees: Austin Morgan C, Brandon Sizemore 2b, and Grant Buckner OF.

The Impactuator (impact player of the year): Gabriel Saade, SS, Duke. The Generals can thank their lucky stars that Gabriel "whas up?" Saade (pronounced saw-d, kinda like shor-ty) fell into their laps. 

Saade was cut from the Cape Cod league after his team realized they had a surplus of incredibly talented shortstops. At the same time the Generals were trying to cope with the loss of their all-star shortstop Jacke Healy, who left the team after the all-star break.

WA-LA! He wants to play, we need a shortstop, see where I'm going with this?

Saade joined the Generals on June 30, and you couldn't have asked for a better coming out party. The new kid on the block lit up the scene in his first game, going 4 for 4 with 3 RBIs, 2 runs, a walk, 2 stolen bases and a bases clearing triple that made the game a no doubter. The Generals won 10-4 and Saade solidified himself as the everyday shortstop.

In 20 games Saade has been with the team, the Generals have gone 13-7. Not too shabby, but what's truly impressive is the way that he performed when Brandon Sizemore went down for nearly two weeks. The speedster from Duke played nearly flawless defense in the middle infield, hit for power (2 hr) and average (.333) and the Generals were able to survive the 'B-Size Scare of '08' by going 6-1.

Saade has been a leadoff hitter coaches dream about. He has 27 hits out of the top spot, and on base percentage of .449. When he gets on (which he usually does) he has scorched teams going 14-14 in stolen base attempts. 

With Saade in the lineup the Generals have one of the most lethal 1-2 punches in all of the Valley League, a combo that one Valley League coach said is, "Just plain scary."

Other nominees: Austin Morgan C, Brandon Sizemore 2b, and Andy Altemus RHP.

Well there it is, the 2008 Sean "Hollywood" Youngberg Distinguished Awards for Excellence, hope you enjoyed the show sports fans, until the next pitch, good night!

The Waynesboro Generals are made up of players from Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Indiana, Florida, Virginia, Tennessee, Pennsylvania, New York, Ohio, West Virginia, Georgia and Louisiana. The players come from all across the country to play summer ball, some knew one another before the season started, but many did not.

They have come together to form the 5th best collegiate summer team in the nation -- and they're not done yet -- this team won't be satisfied until they hoist the Jim Limeweaver trophy one more time. 

The Waynesboro Generals are currently in the midst of the 2008 playoffs, and are looking to become the first team since the 2003 & 2004 Winchester Royals to win back-to-back Valley League championships.

Waynesboro will be in Haymarket tomorrow night to take on the Senators in game 2 of the best of 3 series. The game will start at 7:30 and can be heard on ESPN 1240 "The Boss" or online. Game 3 if necessary will be on Thursday at Kate Collins Field in Waynesboro, VA. 

Voting for these awards was done anonymously and fairly, by a committee of me, Sean "Hollywood" Youngberg. Questions, comments, or concerns you can reach me at SAYoungberg@gmail.com